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Friday, June 11, 2004

I got punked!  

Well thats how I feel when the damn solicitor is a freaking machine and there is no way to get back at them.


I need a new way to do this.... what to do


To be continued
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Tuesday, June 01, 2004

Hollow Balls 

OMG! This was a strange call!!!

So I get this cat (I heard him say Martin)

Martin "May I speak to Robert Keeme?"

Me "Speaking"

Martin "Hello I am with neverpaint"

Then he spoke for about 3 minutes non stop talking about how the stuff they use is AWESOMER THAN ALL THINGS

When he was done he asked about my home and what it has on the walls... I said "dirt"

Then he laughed that nervous laugh.

I asked what the stuff was made out of and he said the same crap the shuttle uses and it has ceramic tiles stuff with polymer things and such (he knew his speech).

Me "Martin is it?"

Martin "Aaron actually"

Me "Sorry Eric, Well I live in an apartment"

Eric "OH!" Was about to kiss me off

Me "Hey does this work inside apartments?"

About 5 minutes of the spiel again

Me "So this stuff is made outta that space shuttle stuff? Hmm I don't wanna burn up like those cats did what are you trying to sell me Earl?"

Earl "Aaron, and NO NO NO this stuff is more different it is some kind of plates and little hollow balls"


Me *Laughing* "You said little hollow balls!"

Earl *Laughing* "Yes I did, my uncle just had a vasectomy and he now has hollow balls, but enough about that"

*People in the background laughing at the poor guy now*

We talked about my fake apartment and I gave it a Apt A address. He asked for the name I said it had no name and it was my girlfriend's place.

Earl "OK have your girlfriend call me and I can get her taken care of"

Me "DUDE! Like I am gonna hook you up with my lady... you sick dog is this how you score with babes!!!"

*Both of us laughing*

Earl "Have her call the office"



This cat was cool... a little off, but cool

HAHAHA HOLLOW BALLS

(480) 834-5061
www.neverpaint.com
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AT&T 

I answered the phone (BTW, I am in a bad mood). It was an AT&T salescat.

Answered on speaker phone
Me "Hello"

AT&T *No kidding talked for about 1 minute without breathing*

Me *after his 1 min rant* "Helloooooo"

AT&T CAT "Hello"

Me "Hello"

AT&T CAT *Mumbling* If you have any questions please cal xxxxxxx"

Me "OK THANKS!"

AT&T CATS *Clearly frustrated*

I had to hang up he would not.

Funny how the love turns to hate in around a minute


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