Telemarketer Refugee Camp

Call came in at 11:14 AM
Denise was the caller
It went like this

Denise "Is the homeowner home"
Me "Yes... but first I have a few questions for you"
Denise "Sure!"
Me "How long you been doing this?"
Denise "company has been..."
INTERRUPTION
ME "NO NO no... how long have YOU been working there"
Denise "Oh... me... since November"
Me " Do you like it?"
Denise *Laughing* "Your typing all this down... why?"
Me "I promise this may be a good call... or fun at least"
*I explained my "save the telemarketer" scheme to her including leads*

She thought it was funny and made sure I did not call her boss.

I found out she works for a man she has known for 2 and a 1/2 years. Makes about ten bucks an hour. She stated she will start doing door to door next.
The worst day is when she gets no customers to buy anything...
*Hmmmmm Ya think*

Denise "is your wife?"
Me "No, that is my dearly departed mother" *I kept her name on the phone*
Denise"OH I apologize!"
Me "no problems"
Denise "so are you married?"
Me "no" *nervous laugh"
Denise "Me either!!"
Me "See I told you this may be a good call after-all"

Was on call about 20 minutes... Who knows... she may be the one!

Too bad I am allergic to marriage

# posted by Keeme : 4:04 PM