Telemarketer Refugee Camp

Yesterday and then again today I used that line.

This lady called me yesterday from Some wireless company telling me how she could save me TONS of money. I did a bad bad thing

Me "I wish I could but I am going to start serving a prison term next week"

TM "OH MY"

Me "Ya thats what I said"

TM "I am sorry to hear that"

Me "Well I am guilty and I got sentenced last week"

TM "that is really a shame"

Me "I wonder if I could have a cell in there? I really don't know the etiquette"

TM "I don't know, I would think not"

Me "Your probably right"

*By this time I think she was trying to give me her address to write her or something. Now I know how those cats in the pen get chicks*

SO Today I did it again but it went a little like this

Me "Hello"

TM "Hello this is Mark with the Fraternal order of Police"

Me "Your with the Police?"

TM "Yes"

Me "Then you probably know I start my prison term next week"

TM "THAT SUCKS"

Me "Tell me about it"

TM "You should live it up this entire week, or whats left"

Me "Plan to"

TM "Good luck"

Me "Thanks"

I am going to hell for that one