Tuesday, May 25, 2004
I won't tell people I have no hands again!
I made a telemarketer girl almost cry!
I'm so sorry Julie (if that was your real name). But I told my peeps I would try this.
Julie *selling some vacation to a resort*
Me "I wish I could go but I just had my hands removed"
Julie "OH MY GOSH, I AM SO SORRY"
Me "I have to learn all new things"
Julie "OH MY"
Me "Maybe I will get a Monkey, what would be a good monkey name?"
Julie "UM I don't know I am sorry I bothered you"
Me "No bother everyday is a learning experience and lucky for me they make a hands free toilet paper"
*DIAL-TONE*
I'm so sorry Julie (if that was your real name). But I told my peeps I would try this.
Julie *selling some vacation to a resort*
Me "I wish I could go but I just had my hands removed"
Julie "OH MY GOSH, I AM SO SORRY"
Me "I have to learn all new things"
Julie "OH MY"
Me "Maybe I will get a Monkey, what would be a good monkey name?"
Julie "UM I don't know I am sorry I bothered you"
Me "No bother everyday is a learning experience and lucky for me they make a hands free toilet paper"
*DIAL-TONE*
Comments:
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I think you ought to try the "No Hands" trick one more time, but also tell them that you are using a voice-operated phone. Then if they keep talking you just start repeating "Hang up, hang up, hang up." If they ask what you're saying, you explain that the phone must be broken again. Then start again, "Hang up, hang up, hang up..."
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