Tuesday, July 20, 2004
Got a call from one of the rats just now after my last post
Satellite and TV crap
The message asked me to PLEASE NOT HANG UP!
I stayed on
They said to press 9 to talk to a thief
no one came on
BASTARDS
CHICKENS
The call came in UNKNOWN NAME UNKNOWN NUMBER
Or I would have posted that... Sickos
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Satellite and TV crap
The message asked me to PLEASE NOT HANG UP!
I stayed on
They said to press 9 to talk to a thief
no one came on
BASTARDS
CHICKENS
The call came in UNKNOWN NAME UNKNOWN NUMBER
Or I would have posted that... Sickos
FOCUS
I have deviated from my focus on helping the damn telemarketers to finding ways to hurt them.
I feel so bad for the bright eyed bushy tailed ones ... but WAR IS HELL
*Sigh*
I need a new life
I am sure one of the rat bastards will call and try and sell me one soon enough though
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I feel so bad for the bright eyed bushy tailed ones ... but WAR IS HELL
*Sigh*
I need a new life
I am sure one of the rat bastards will call and try and sell me one soon enough though
I hate those guys
You know the ones!
They start out like they just f*#^&$ed up and dropped the phone.
*CLANKITY CLANK CLANK*
"Oh sorry! Hey this is Sh*t for brains and I have been meaning to call you all week... seems I have been a little busy and I am so sorry . . BLAH freaking BLAH"
And all this time (insert idiots name here, for this we will name ME - ROBERT) is saying stuff to get the rat bastards attention
"Hello SFB I am busy inserting an IV into my heart!!! HELLO... can't talk now I am in the middle of giving CPR to the mail lady... YoooOOOO hOOOooo"
Then you have to stop and say something bad in another language.
HSIHEDHJ DCYUHOHJ
I hope that was a bad one! Meaning your goat and mom did something your dad would frown upon.
*Sigh*
Damn charlatan's!
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They start out like they just f*#^&$ed up and dropped the phone.
*CLANKITY CLANK CLANK*
"Oh sorry! Hey this is Sh*t for brains and I have been meaning to call you all week... seems I have been a little busy and I am so sorry . . BLAH freaking BLAH"
And all this time (insert idiots name here, for this we will name ME - ROBERT) is saying stuff to get the rat bastards attention
"Hello SFB I am busy inserting an IV into my heart!!! HELLO... can't talk now I am in the middle of giving CPR to the mail lady... YoooOOOO hOOOooo"
Then you have to stop and say something bad in another language.
HSIHEDHJ DCYUHOHJ
I hope that was a bad one! Meaning your goat and mom did something your dad would frown upon.
*Sigh*
Damn charlatan's!
Friday, July 02, 2004
Hollow Balls called me back!
From Haggis Ain't Cake!
YOU AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS
Remember I wrote about some cat who called me trying to sell me paint and ???... his name was Aaron (will not say the name of the company).
Well I get a call just a minute ago
Me "Hello"
Aaron "Hey Mr. Keeme my name is Aaron from ..."
Me "Hi" *I wonder if this is another sales call... get pen ready*
Aaron "I just wanted to tell you I did a search on Yahoo and your site comes up right after our name and was wondering if you could move it?"
Me *OMG NO WAY*
Aaron "I have to tell you I laughed and the people around my office laughed it is funny as EXPLETIVE DELETED"
Me "Cool... it was meant in as much fun as possible and your call was the most fun... are you the owner?"
Aaron "No they actually handed a printout of this to me" *statements I won't go into here - unless*
Me "AHHH Tell you what... have them email me and you place a post on there and I will try for you" *Thinking poor cat was told to remove it or get fired*
Call ended around here somewhere with me mentioning this site has a larger audience and he said he would come read (HI AARON!).
If you get tired of that job I know of others I can hook you up with... really.
So looks like one of my frustrations (after telling the world I DO NOT WANT SOLICITATION phone calls) is actually frustrating the very solicitors themselves!
Too Funny
Aaron you freaking ROCK man!
And P.S. guess ya figured I did not give you all the correct info before... sorry man... if had not been you it would have been the next guy.
Hope you continue reading and maybe me and Dave will send you a hat.
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YOU AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS
Remember I wrote about some cat who called me trying to sell me paint and ???... his name was Aaron (will not say the name of the company).
Well I get a call just a minute ago
Me "Hello"
Aaron "Hey Mr. Keeme my name is Aaron from ..."
Me "Hi" *I wonder if this is another sales call... get pen ready*
Aaron "I just wanted to tell you I did a search on Yahoo and your site comes up right after our name and was wondering if you could move it?"
Me *OMG NO WAY*
Aaron "I have to tell you I laughed and the people around my office laughed it is funny as EXPLETIVE DELETED"
Me "Cool... it was meant in as much fun as possible and your call was the most fun... are you the owner?"
Aaron "No they actually handed a printout of this to me" *statements I won't go into here - unless*
Me "AHHH Tell you what... have them email me and you place a post on there and I will try for you" *Thinking poor cat was told to remove it or get fired*
Call ended around here somewhere with me mentioning this site has a larger audience and he said he would come read (HI AARON!).
If you get tired of that job I know of others I can hook you up with... really.
So looks like one of my frustrations (after telling the world I DO NOT WANT SOLICITATION phone calls) is actually frustrating the very solicitors themselves!
Too Funny
Aaron you freaking ROCK man!
And P.S. guess ya figured I did not give you all the correct info before... sorry man... if had not been you it would have been the next guy.
Hope you continue reading and maybe me and Dave will send you a hat.
