Telemarketer Refugee Camp

You know the ones!

They start out like they just f*#^&$ed up and dropped the phone.

*CLANKITY CLANK CLANK*
"Oh sorry! Hey this is Sh*t for brains and I have been meaning to call you all week... seems I have been a little busy and I am so sorry . . BLAH freaking BLAH"

And all this time (insert idiots name here, for this we will name ME - ROBERT) is saying stuff to get the rat bastards attention

"Hello SFB I am busy inserting an IV into my heart!!! HELLO... can't talk now I am in the middle of giving CPR to the mail lady... YoooOOOO hOOOooo"

Then you have to stop and say something bad in another language.

HSIHEDHJ DCYUHOHJ

I hope that was a bad one!  Meaning your goat and mom did something your dad would frown upon.

*Sigh*

Damn charlatan's!